Like most other girls in the world, I love celebrity guys around their toy-boy rebellious highschool/college age. I have noticed that a lot of them go from the hot teen to the not-so-hot, balding, greasy, overweight middle aged men.
Some of them just hit the plastic surgery and turn from one extreme to the other.
Take Christian Slater for example. He was a stud. He is still attractive but I feel like I need to cover my ears whenever I watch him on tv. I cover my ears when I'm worried that something scary will happen. It slims down my reaction and fright level I guess you could say.
Well, thats the feeling I get when I watch Christian Slater. I'm constantly waiting for his eyebrows to start flapping and fly straight off his face.
He went from HOT shit-head little brother in Robin Hood Prince Of Thieves (with Kevin Costner) to a harsher version of the McDonalds golden arches. They are wayyy past seagull wings now my friend!!
Maybe other people share the same opinion as me and thats why all of his tv shows keep getting cancelled.
There are thousands of women across the world sitting down in front of their tv and watching his shows with their hands literally over their ears because they are keen on watching but still fearful they are about to witness his eyebrows kick into flight mode.
His botox can only keep those babies on autopilot for so long before they take matters into their own hairs.
Just look at the then and now photos!
That is so unnatural. What a shame.
Another plastic surgery issue I have is with Mickey Rourke.
I watched Wild Orchid when I was younger and let me tell you.. That ruined my chances of ever being completely satisfied with a normal nice guy.
It led me straight to the damaged, secretive, untrusting, manipulative, heartbreakers that I knew would only disappoint and hurt me but I took all of those negatives and looked at the two positives.
He would be blissfully beautiful, seductive and mysterious and he would love me with the fire of a thousand suns if I broke down that wall he had built around himself.
Still waiting on the fire of a thousand suns part..
Guess I'm just going to have to stick with the incredibly sexy Andy Garcia.
What can I say? There is practically nothing he could do that would make me take him off the 'Godfather 3' pedestal.
Oh Andy Baby.
SHIT! After seeing this, maybe it's time to break the legs of the pedestal to bring it more down to Earth.. Thankyou Andy Gorilla for ruining my fantasy.. Oh, I mean Andy Garcia ;) Hahahahahha.
Who was your teen celeb crush?
Who do you think has aged well?
Who do you think has aged terribly?