'This girl is weird, she has some serious issues.' - I can hear all of you saying something along these lines to yourself..
I guess you do become a little strange when your 12 years old and talked into watching The Bride Of Chucky (by a saddistic stepmother type who was practically my age). After being scarred for the rest of my life by this and the movie Scream (don't ask), I began wishing all of my toys 'sweet dreams' before bed. I have remained ever-so-fearful that they were out to get me. I began making sure they were comfortable and sitting with other toys that they might have something in common with..
But enough of that. In my head I can already imagine my mum reading this and thinking 'Warts and all Anastasia, warts and all.'
So to cut a longer story long....

Then, much to my surprise, when I clicked on the second picture I literally stopped for a moment and said 'Bullshit!' out loud. The second photo that came up was none other than a little fashionista carrying this bag like it ain't no thing but a chicken wing on a string.

Now, I know that unlike this anorexic, sunlight-deprived fire hydrant, I don't have a receding hairline but holy shit, how is it possible that this doll dresses better than I do? It's a sad, sad day when you want to dress like ET after Carson was finished with him..
I gotta hand it to the fantastic people on Etsy - This bag and that jacket are THE SHIIIIIIIIT!
Gold I tell you, pure gold.
I then spent the next two hours looking on the world wide web for a Blythe doll to buy and damnnnn, a standard one that needs a head to toe makeover is around $250 American dollars. ARE YOU REALLY EXPECTING ME TO PAY APPROXIMATELY $350 AUD FOR A DOLL TO PLAY DRESS UPS WITH? No, didn't think so.. So I looked for second hand ones ;)..
Geez, STILL no luck! The fact that I'm not an Ebay user anymore probably cut down a good 75% of my options. Why are these dolls so hard to come by? Hasn't anyone done a similar doll?
If anyone mentions Bratz dolls I will hurt them.
I'm 22, I refuse to buy a doll that has an age recommendation for 6 - 12 years on the box.


Anyway, enough talking and more photos!



1 comment:
OMG your so adorable hehee! These dolls are cute as hell. I've heard of them before. I believe they are sites out there that arr not thru etsy that make them a whole lot cheaper. Cuz geesh I wouldnt buy one for that much either when I know I would just stare at it on my shelf lol.
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